To diet or not to diet? I can’t decide………
Thin as a stick or all fat and wide?
Muffin top, belly flop, boobs on the floor,
This fat will NOT beat me I am waging my war!
Breakfast of coffee and a lungful of air,
Too busy for lunch, I’ll just chew my hair!
Ignoring the biccies with afternoon tea,
I am secretly smug, my blub won’t beat me!
No carbs for dinner, it’s past 6 pm!
Keep this lot up and I’ll soon be size 10.
But why does the bread bin still call out my name?
1 slice, 2 slices? OH GOD THE SHAME!
Bedtime arrives and not a moment too late,
If I can’t keep this up then I won’t lose this weight!
But midnight arrives and my belly is talking,
Brain disengages to the fridge I am walking…….
There’s always tomorrow! I’ll just start again;
I’ve still got time to be a size 10.
This time I mean it, I’ll stick, I won’t cheat.
Hey wait…………………….. I must be allergic to wheat!
Big love, small tummies
Jill – The Fat Controller